LEAKED: SONA 2014 [EXCLUSIVE!]

That’s right, Kuya Heck. Humor me first before the real litany tomorrow. Apir! 😉

The Professional Heckler

A PURPORTED DRAFT of President Aquino’s fifth State of the Nation Address was sent to this blogger. Here are [unedited] excerpts of the speech.

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State of the Nation Address
of
His Excellency Benigno S. Aquino III
President of the Philippines
To the Congress of the Philippines

[To be delivered at the Session Hall of the House of Representatives, Batasang Pambansa Complex, Quezon City, on July 28, 2014]

“Naniniwala po ako sa kasabihang, ‘Ang pagsasabi ng tapat ay pagsasama ng maluwat.’ Kaya’t bago po ako magsimula, magtapatan na po tayo. Lahat ng may yellow ribbon sa kanilang suot, pumuwesto po kayo sa gawing kanan. ‘Yon naman pong wala, sa gawing kaliwa. Maraming salamat po.”

“Malinaw pong SONA ang matutunghayan n’yo ngayong hapon. Wala kaming in-advertise na laro o exhibition. Kung hindi n’yo po magugustuhan ang inyong maririnig, huwag umasa ng refund. Batasan po ang inyong pinuntahan, hindi Araneta Coliseum.” [Applause]

“Ito…

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YOU ARE WAY BETTER THAN THAT: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE UP FIGHTING MAROONS

I demand the same. UP Fight! Vamos Maroons!

The Inksider

This post is written for fullcourtfresh.com

It’s that time of the year when the UP Fighting Maroons have to deal, again, with heartbreaking, nerve-racking losses. In the past season, the clamor for a single victory has not materialized. And as an incoming freshman of the University of the Philippines, I am writing this not to accept that we are the worst team in the UAAP because I firmly believe, even my own friends will never agree with me, that YOU are way better than that.

I am a fan of Philippine basketball, in general. When I say in general, that means I support inter-sitio, inter-barangay, inter-town leagues. But, of course this passion extends all the way to the Big Dome.

As I watched the opening tip of the UAAP Season 77 match between YOU and the UE Red Warriors, I was full of hope and anticipation that, maybe, this was…

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By Project 55 Posted in Sports

I’ve Lost My Red Umbrella

I find this blog post weird yet amusing. I love red too. 🙂

About a Bear

spain osocreo que me he enamorado de un oso

i said the words a whisper

i want the world to know though

oh but he is just a bear

i was never good at poems

and I was never good at love

i’m surprised I’m jotting one down

i’m stoked my world’s spinning ‘round

about a bear I used to know

who cares for my long lost heart

who understands my highs and lows

who knows how to treat me right

i have a pretty name but I’m not so who cares

my name is Jessica and I’m in love with a bear

🙂